The Citation — Official Golf Ball Evidence Package

Case filed. Evidence secured. Golfer notified.

The Citation is the Bureau's most-issued instrument of accountability. When a golfer commits an offense too egregious to ignore — a lost ball, a suspicious scorecard, a wedge thrown in anger — the Bureau responds with the full weight of its investigative apparatus.

Which, in this case, means a real golf ball sealed inside an official specimen bag, placed inside a pre-printed evidence package with chain of custody documentation and the official F.E.B. seal. Your personalized message is printed on a separate note card inside.

It costs less than a sleeve of Pro V1s. It will embarrass them far more effectively.

What Arrives in the Evidence Package:

• One (1) golf ball — sealed inside a clear 4×6" specimen ziplock bag, crime-scene-ready
• One (1) brown paper evidence bag — 5⅛ × 3¼ × 9½", pre-printed with EVIDENCE header and CHAIN OF CUSTODY fields, stamped with the official F.E.B. seal — all personalization details are printed on the included note card
• One (1) personalized note card — cream parchment stock, handwriting-style font, your custom message rendered as official Bureau correspondence
• Official F.E.B. kraft bubble mailer — arriving with Bureau stamp, because even the packaging sends a message

The Offense on Record:

During checkout, you'll provide:

• The golfer's full name (for the custody record)
• The course where the incident occurred
• The hole number (if applicable)
• The specific offense (lost ball, gimme abuse, creative scorekeeping, etc.)
• Your personal message for the note card

Who This Is For:

The Citation is for the friend who loses a ball on every hole and calls it "playable." For the coworker who fudges a stroke on the back nine and says nothing. For the dad who's been playing for thirty years and has somehow never broken 90. For anyone in your life who has committed a crime against the game and escaped without consequence.

Until now.

All balls are scuffed/mud Titleist Pro V1s — because real evidence isn't pristine. If you have a custom request for the ball sent or want to mail us a certain ball, please reach out to us.

The Bureau takes no responsibility for any loss of dignity that results from receipt of this package. That was the point.