Fairway Evidence Bureau — File No. FEB-2026

Choose Your Filing

Select the evidence package that fits the crime.

The Citation — kraft mailer with evidence bag, specimen bag, and note card

The Citation

The quick roast

$14.99

  • Scuffed Titleist Pro V1 specimen
  • Sealed evidence specimen bag
  • Personalized note card (your template)
  • Brown evidence envelope
  • Kraft mailer — ships discreetly
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The Exhibit — gift box with display cube, evidence bag, and note card

The Exhibit

The permanent record

$24.99

  • Everything in The Citation
  • Acrylic display cube for the ball
  • Larger deluxe evidence bag
  • Kraft gift box with green crinkle fill
  • Official F.E.B. seal sticker

Case File Includes

The Citation — $14.99

Step 2 of 3 — Pick Your Template

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The Classic Citation

This ball was recovered from Hole ___ at ___. It was found ___. Based on the evidence, you are the prime suspect. Consider this your official notice. The course remembers.
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The Breathalyzer

This ball was recovered from Hole ___ at ___. Field reports indicate the suspect was last seen ___ with a drink in hand and zero regrets. The swing got looser. The laughs got louder. Honestly? Might be your best round yet.
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The Birthday Roast

Happy ___th. We got you something special — a ball recovered from ___ that, much like your golf game, has seen better days. Another year older. Same swing.
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The Retirement Filing

Congrats on retirement. The Bureau recovered this ball from ___ — just one of the hundreds you've left behind. You finally have time to play every day. The course is not excited about this.
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The Father's Day Special

This ball was recovered from Hole ___ at ___. The evidence points to you, Dad. You taught me everything — except how to keep it on the fairway. I still wouldn't trade a single round. Happy Father's Day.
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Template Classic Citation
Product The Citation — $14.99
About the evidence: All packages include a scuffed/mud Titleist Pro V1 — because authenticity matters. Have a custom ball request or want to mail us a specific ball? Reach out to us.